For those watching the multiple Status threads, this could seem lazy, but...
If it's deadlocked, then someone needs to manually reset the server. The last I heard, there are only 3 people who can do that, and they're all living in European timezones. That combined with the fact that they have RL concerns taking priority like the rest of us, and the server could be up in minutes or hours. You can feel free to watch the loading screen or the IRC #status channel, but I personally am gonna do some laundry for a bit.
Hope I helped,
Poocho