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Old 09-14-2009, 05:21 PM
Taspo Taspo is offline
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Behind You!
Posts: 109
People are coming out of the woodwork!
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Reasons not to join the Empire:
- Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.
- Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two weeks.
- The Emperor allows the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator.
- The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.